weirdly it all seems to suit everyone
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||*names his child Oscar*|
|Doctor:||"Would you like to hold h-"|
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||"Say it like we rehearsed it."|
|Doctor:||*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."|
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…
no you don’t get it
this was my childhood
i think i reblogged something on madeline before but in case i didn’t: my mom would read this to me when i was little and she would always read the teachers lines with a french accent for me.
NO GO AWAY
and so it begins
oh no no oh no no
it really is ragnarok
GET THEM OUT
we beat them once
we can sure as hell do it again
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
*Gets up from seat and leaves*
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
Photos of Jimmy doing the Polar Plunge makes my life 300% better.
What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice.
THAT WAS NOT OKAY
saying “i run a blog” makes it sound so legit
like you’re in charge of a really important project or something
"oh yeah, i run a blog centering around the analysis of symbolism in popular television and how those symbols reflect the modern cultural mindset; specifically, the controversy surrounding physical/emotional homoeroticism and its reception with the masses"
kidding, i mostly just cry and talk about butts